To Do LIst

I have been told there are certain things I have to do to be successful at what I’m doing.

This was amusing because, at this juncture, I’m not really sure what it is exactly that I am doing.

However, some of them seemed like a good idea so I’m going to see what I can do about them. Some of them may be amusing to watch. Such as the fact that I have been told that I must, absolutely must! have a video for my book.

Erm, okay.

I figured, ok, I’ll do a vlog about each book I do and post it! Except for the fact that I hate being on camera or having my picture taken. This is mostly because how I look in pictures is never how I think I look in my head and I think I would be horrible in a video. So, in my typical style, I have decided that I am going to GET OVER IT and do videos until I like it or until I can do them so that I’m not embarrassing myself.

So, my to do list for the coming week:

1. Lose 100 pounds or find a way to make it look like I lost 100 pounds
2. Get a haircut
3. Get a nose job
4. Hire a Hollywood make up person to do my makeup
5. Get 4 inches taller
6. Dye my hair blonde

Oh, and I need to finish editing the ebook for December and writing the book I started in November and making the cover for the ebook coming out this month. No biggie, right?

What’s on your to do list?

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One response to “To Do LIst

  1. If you find a way to lose 100 pounds this week can you let me know how? 😉

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